-前臺小姐的超強英語(給大家樂樂)

剛才來了個老外,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:

前臺小姐:“hello.”

老外:“hi.”

前臺小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”

前臺小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外:“can anybody else speak english?”

前臺小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前臺小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

前臺小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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