“比”對(duì)“北”說(shuō):夫妻一場(chǎng),何必鬧離婚呢!
“巾”對(duì)“幣”說(shuō):兒啊.你戴上博士帽,也就身價(jià)百倍了.
“尺”對(duì)“盡”說(shuō):姐姐,結(jié)果出來(lái)了.你懷的是雙胞胎.
“臣”對(duì)“巨”說(shuō):和你一樣的面積.我卻有三室倆廳.
“晶”對(duì)“品”說(shuō):你家難道沒(méi)裝修?
“呂”對(duì)“昌”說(shuō):和你相比,我家徒四壁.
“自”對(duì)“目”說(shuō):你單位裁員了?
“茜”對(duì)“曬”說(shuō):出太陽(yáng)了,咋不戴頂草帽?
“個(gè)”對(duì)“人”說(shuō):不比你們年輕人了,沒(méi)根手杖幾寸步難走.
“辦”對(duì)“為”說(shuō):平衡才是硬道理!
“兵”對(duì)“丘”說(shuō):看看戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)有多殘酷,倆條腿都炸飛了!
“占”對(duì)“點(diǎn)”說(shuō):買(mǎi)小轎車(chē)了?
“且”對(duì)“但”說(shuō):膽小的,還請(qǐng)保鏢了?
“日”對(duì)“曰”說(shuō):該減肥了.
“人”對(duì)“從”說(shuō):你怎么還沒(méi)去做分離手術(shù)?
“土”對(duì)“丑”說(shuō):別以為披肩發(fā)就好看,其實(shí)骨子里還是老土.
“寸”對(duì)“過(guò)”說(shuō):老爺子,買(mǎi)躺椅了?
“由”對(duì)“甲”說(shuō):這樣練一指禪挺累吧?
“木”對(duì)“術(shù)”說(shuō):臉上長(zhǎng)顆痣就當(dāng)自己是美人了.
“叉”對(duì)“又”說(shuō):什么時(shí)候整的容啊?臉上那顆痣呢?